My Chemical Slow Dance (Emo Prom): “King For A Day” Edition

HARK! By Royal decree of Sir FAME of LUST, thou art invited to a gathering of most exquisite sorrow~   ~ The Proclamation ~     The Occasion: My Chemical Slow Dance: “King For A Day” Edition.    The Eve: Friday, the 17th day of April.    The Hour: From the ninth stroke of the bell until the second hour of the morrow (9pm – 2am)    The Stronghold: Warehouse on Watts (within the fair city of Philadelphia).   ~ The Revelries ~     The Bards’ Songs: Anthems of Emo and Pop Punk shall fill the air.        {“Dance, Dance—we are crumbling asunder at the half-measure!”}    Lachrymose Melodies: Slow-dance ballads to draw a sea of salt-tears from the entire chamber.        {“By my troth, thou art truly The Only Exception.”}     The Raiment: Formal finery or Medieval garb is not strictly commanded by the King’s law—         {“But ’tis far better if thou dost!”}     Thy Fellowship: Bring thy kin, come as a lone wanderer, or escort a favored companion.        {“My Fellowship Over Thee!”}   ~ The Elixirs ~      Quench thy thirst with special magical potions brewed with the very tears of a heartbroken soul. ~ The Captured Likeness ~      A master of the portrait (and a grand backdrop) shall be present all through the night to capture thy melancholy. ~ Grand Spectacles ~     Behold! Special live performances to dazzle and dismay.   ~ The Coronation of Sovereigns ~Prepare for the crowning of the Emo Prom King & Queen (or Queen & Queen, King & King, or Royalty & Royalty of all stripes!).The victors shall be bestowed with a custom set of Emo Prom Crowns and granted a spotlight dance upon the high stage. To enter thy name for the crown, thou must arrive before the clock strikes 10:30pm. DO NOT TARRY, lest thy chance at the throne vanish like a ghost in the night!   ~ The Laws of the Land ~    The Gate: Only those who have seen one-and-twenty summers or more may cross the threshold.    Further Tidings: Seek the digital scrolls at linktr.ee/FameLust for more knowledge.   Surely thou hast wandered the merry meadows of many a Renaissance Fair, but have ye the courage to endure a Renaissance UNfair?

ear U.S.A.

the machine x ear – the upcoming indietronica duo full of quiet moments just as much as droning bass

DOOM GONG

With Animal Instincts.   Formed in 2022 in Louisville, Kentucky by 7 music school nerds, DOOM GONG has made a name for themselves internationally with their own home-baked genre, Denim Psych – a hodgepodge of psychedelic rock, jazz fusion, prog rock, bedroom pop, lo-fi, contemporary classical music, as well as blood, sweat, and a lot of denim.

The Machine Presents: Martyn Bootyspoon

Fast paced but always groovy, M Bootyspoon fills the floor with unexpected tempo shifts and familiar hooks, bringing playfulness while keeping the mood provocative. Philly tried and true dancefloor faves Jewelssea and low iron keep the floor shaking, while Rippenzack makes her WOW debut, handpicked from Philly’s true underground.

1300SAINT

1300SAINT headlines live in Philadelphia, PA for the FIRST TIME EVER!

Monrroe + Sustance + Mark McNulty

EVENT IS 21+ / ID REQUIRED FUNKTION-ONE SOUND DOORS AT 9:00PM   ~~~~~ Monrroe ~~~~~ ~~~~~ Sustance ~~~~~ ~~~~~ Mark McNulty ~~~~~

RAQ BABY

RAQ BABY headlining live on the “El Peligro vs Robert Johnson Tour”

VORTEX

VORTEX — BALTIMORE ATTACKS!Nice club! We’ll take it! FRIDAY • FEB 20 2026Goth • EBM • Industrial • Darkwave3rd Fridays at VORTEX   BALTIMORE ATTACKS Baltimore’s CRYPTIC GOTH NIGHT has breached the atmosphere and invaded VORTEX.   There is no negotiation.There is no escape.There is only ACK ACK on the dance floor!   Bow down and submit to their freak frequencies.Obey the signal.Dance or be vaporized.

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